Monthly Archives: December 2014

getting ready to breathe

getting ready to breathe

This week on t.v. the crazy amazon guy didn’t get “Eaten Alive” by the gigantic anaconda.  {BIG SURPRISE}.  Those snakes have to break your bones to crush you into a small enough swallow-sized package.  I, for one, didn’t think the dude was going for it.  Besides, my husband Peter reminds me — they also squeeze the life out of you, to kill you before they take the first g.u.l.p. — to make sure you won’t hurt them while they do the time-consuming deed.  So — odds were not in the amazon guy’s favor.

breathe

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