This week on t.v. the crazy amazon guy didn’t get “Eaten Alive” by the gigantic anaconda. {BIG SURPRISE}. Those snakes have to break your bones to crush you into a small enough swallow-sized package. I, for one, didn’t think the dude was going for it. Besides, my husband Peter reminds me — they also squeeze the life out of you, to kill you before they take the first g.u.l.p. — to make sure you won’t hurt them while they do the time-consuming deed. So — odds were not in the amazon guy’s favor.
